The Most Detested Song in Human History’ Has Been Streamed Hundreds of Millions of Times

As one of the pio­neer­ing psy­che­del­ic rock bands of the ’60s and ’70s, Jef­fer­son Air­plane won legions of devot­ed fans with songs like “White Rab­bit” and “Some­body to Love.” But by the time the ’80s rolled around, Jef­fer­son Air­plane had mor­phed into Jef­fer­son Star­ship — and then just Star­ship — devel­op­ing a very dif­fer­ent sound in the process, as evi­denced by their now-infa­mous track “We Built This City”…which just might be the most wide­ly-reviled #1 hit of all time.

Writ­ten for Star­ship by Eng­lish musi­cians Mar­tin Page and Bernie Taupin, the “city” in the title is actu­al­ly Los Ange­les, as Taupin explained to Rolling Stone in 2013.

The orig­i­nal song was a very dark kind of mid-tem­po song, and it didn’t have all this ‘We built this city!’ It had none of that,” Taupin recalled.

It was a very dark song about how club lifein L.A. was being killed off and live acts had no place to go,” he con­tin­ued. “It was a very spe­cif­ic thing. A guy called Peter Wolf — not J. Geils Peter Wolf, but a big-time pop guy and Ger­man record pro­duc­er — got ahold of the demo and total­ly changed it. He jer­ry-rigged it into the pop hit it was. If you heard the orig­i­nal demo, you wouldn’t even rec­og­nize the song.”

The song was indeed a “pop hit,” as Taupin put it, hit­ting #1 on the charts in the U.S., Cana­da and Aus­tralia in 1985. How­ev­er, in the decades since, it seems the world at large changed its col­lec­tive mind about the tune.

As Ulti­mate Clas­sic Rock report­ed, mul­ti­ple major media out­lets and crit­ics have blast­ed “We Built This City” over the years: In 2004, VH1 and Blender mag­a­zine placed it at the very top of their list of The 50 Most Awe­some­ly Bad Songs…Ever; in 2011, Rolling Stone’s read­ers vot­ed the tune the worst song of the ’80s. GQ went so far as to call it “the most detest­ed song in human his­to­ry,” while Stephen Hold­en of The New York Times dis­missed the whole album (Knee Deep in the Hoopla) as a “com­pendi­um of strut­ting pop-rock clichés” in 1985, com­plain­ing that it rep­re­sent­ed “the ’80s equiv­a­lent of almost every­thing the orig­i­nal Jef­fer­son Air­plane stood against — con­for­mi­ty, con­ser­vatism, and a slav­ish adher­ence to for­mu­la

Grace Slick wasn’t a fan of ‘We Built This City’ either

Even Star­ship singer Grace Slick has expressed her dis­taste for the tune, despite its com­mer­cial suc­cess

“I was such an a—hole for a while,” Slick told Van­i­ty Fair in 2012.

I was try­ing to make up for it by being sober, which I was all dur­ing the ’80s, which is a bizarre decade to be sober in,” she con­tin­ued. “So I was try­ing to make it up to the band by being a good girl. Here, we’re going to sing this song, ‘We Built This City on Rock & Roll.’ Oh, you’re s—ting me, that’s the worst song ever.”

Worst song or not, “We Built This City” has been streamed on Spo­ti­fy over 669 mil­lion times as of this month, accord­ing to data col­lect­ed by Kworb.net. So clear­ly, peo­ple are still listening…whether or not they want to admit it.